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snorlaxatives:

do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal

(via narcotic)

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snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u

(via whispered-s-h-o-u-t-s)

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

(via cuitepies)

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jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

(via gnarly)

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thetowndrugdealer:

they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg

(via suspend)

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